News Better Served..... THREE DAYS AGO!!

So, the closing date on the house is June 11th, right? Well, not so much, apparently!
We haven't even had the appraisal yet.... In case you aren't near a calendar: It's JUNE FIRST!
Apparently, there is something up.... I don't know, an issue with their financing maybe? Could be! But hey, why would I need to worry about that? OH YEAH! Because if their financing is in trouble, my home being sold is in trouble!! And I am pretty sure Robert and I have been waiting for June 11th to come for a VERY long time now. So, yeah... wait 'til ten days out and THEN tell us there's an issue!!! Oh yeah, and while we are at it, let's throw in the ever popular, "but we won't know for sure until Friday!" It's TUESSSSDAY! So, I can sit around all week and worry, but maybe it's not even anything!! Grrrr!! (That's me growling, in case you are unaware!)
This would have been news better served....
....say before Melanie leased an apartment.... or maybe before I sold my kids' beds, dressers, most of their toys on Craigslist.... maybe before we busted our hind parts getting Melanie moved into her apartment in one day's time, taking with her a good portion of my kitchen and bathroom and other commonly shared areas of the house. So my house, should this deal fall through, is no longer in "staged condition!"
As titled: News Better Served...... THREE DAYS AGO!!